In search of a gay friend

I have been thinking about it already earlier but I believe I am in need of a gay friend. Here are just some reasons why:

1. My boyfriend does not like to shop that much

2. Women do not always tell their true honest opinion (I have read that some women lie to their girl friends that a piece of clothing looks just amazing on them, even though it actually looks like a size 4 shirt has been fitted to a pig)

3. I need an HONEST opinion

4. Gay men usually know the latest trends and know how to look stylish but not overdressed

5. Gay men are funny and do not say something and think something else in their heads

So, if someone is interested, please let me know :)